Saturday, January 21, 2012

A one page sci-fi short...



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by Adam Robert Hunt


            A faint whirring skimmed through the air as Serj cycled up into a sitting position in the grass. He felt disoriented and out-of—place. It was dusk—the smoldering embers of a fiery sunset burning out in the prairie sky. He stood up and looked around. “I think I’ve been here before,” Serj said.
Dominating the plain of winter brown grass growing in the benthic swells of oncoming night, floated a factory; like a hulking ocean liner, its prow cut through the pampas and made way for a colossal mess of girders, mercury lights, and devilish rigging. At the very top, in the crow’s nest, was a pillar of flame, burning into the coming night. The sun’s light sank so quickly that the factory seemed to move away from the horizon, steaming towards God knew where.
“Where am I?” asked Serj.
            His Companion cut in, responding amiably from the unit installed behind his ear, to its master’s query, “This is where you were made, and where you are dying.”
            “But I feel fine. Dizzy, maybe.” Serj was confused and woozy. “What do you mean, where I was made?”
“This is the location of your manufacture.” A pause. “I’m sorry, sir. I can’t help feeling that you find my response insufficient.”  Then a note of constructed concern, “Sir, you seem like you might need another rest. Why don’t you sit? I will attempt to call you an ambus again, sir.” Companion spoke with a note of weariness.
Why don’t I sit? –groggy.
He felt as if it were the tail-end of a much longer conversation, as though he had just woken up in the middle of something, that he had just walked into a room and forgotten what he was doing.
“Yes. I think maybe that would be good. I’m going to sit while we wait,” he finally said.
Wait for what? he wondered.
Serj sat heavily in the grass and stared at the lights and the steady glare of the flame as the final dark of night arrived.
“We’re unable to make a connection to the service, sir,” said Companion.
Serj’s eyes closed, shuttering out the factory flame. His servos wound down with a quiet whine in an effort to conserve just enough energy to standby until the sun came up. Maybe his worn battery would charge tomorrow.
Companion whispered into his ear, “Sir, I have been crunching the numbers. Considering the falling barometric pressure, the forecast for tomorrow will be rainy—no sun. You will not be able to obtain adequate charge tomorrow. Without proper battery charging, your higher-order functions will not come back online. It seems that you have reached minimal efficiency standards to maintain functionality. I will commence permanent shut down on your order, sir.”  There was a long pause as Companion waited for a response, and then timed-out.
Serj was already asleep.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

A teacher's metaphor...


I am a traffic cop in the middle of a busy intersection. The traffic is flying by me as I wave it through, holding my other hand out to keep the opposing traffic still. I continually have to switch where I’m looking, dividing my attention; now paying attention to the obvious danger to my being as vehicles charge toward me (and then past), their massive hulks making me force down my native fight-or-flight instinct. And now I watch the stopped traffic, knowing that if I break eye contact for too long, a few of the group may attempt to break away, rolling through the stop, making right-hand turns on red. Soon I will lower the raised hand and raise the lowered hand. Some will stop for a bit, and some will move on. And I will stay where I am—moderating traffic.




Another day...
So, what does it mean to be a teacher?


Well, I have a gut urge to get all poetic and image-tastic, but I’ve done that already, and maybe today I feel different. I’m going to do a bulleted list, just to break it up a little.

Being a teacher means:
1.      I get paid by the state to learn, forever and ever.
2.      I get paid by the state to love EVERYONE, which is like getting paid to accrue good karma.
3.      I get paid by the state to spend the summer, Christmas vacation, Spring Break, etc…, with my wife and the boys.
4.      I get paid by the state to learn patience.
5.      I get paid by the state to talk to like-minded people every day (I’m talking about the teachers…mostly).
6.      I get paid by the state to make a difference.
7.      I get paid by the state to peel back the layers of boredom and dissatisfaction (if I was teaching my students some random vocab, I’d say ennui, but that may be something you can’t feel unless you know what it is already), and replace them with excitement and interest.
8.      I get paid by the state to feel satisfaction with what I do with most of my time.


Who else can say those things? Am I living off welfare?

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

I always get sad when the snow stops...

It's been snowing in Boulder and I wish it wouldn't stop.

Knowing who you are: "Daddy"...


When I’m home by myself, I don’t know what to do with myself. I literally wander from room to room, looking for God knows what... Well, I actually know what--I’m looking for someone to take care of.
I enter the kitchen, but there’s no one to cook for. I grab a banana.
The bathroom: no one to wipe, dipe, or bathe.
Bedrooms are empty, with no one to clothe or cuddle.
I move to the livingroom and sit down on the couch for a moment. My fingers pause their channel-changing when PBS kids flashes on, and again at Qubo. There is nothing interesting on T.V. for my age group. I turn off the T.V. and do a slow-fall to the left, drawing a pillow under my head and I sleep. I sleep and sleep and sleep, and then I move upstairs to sleep some more. I sleep until my purpose returns, sowing a cloud of dust up the driveway, swinging down and out of sliding doors, and bursting through the front door like a whirlwind. A whirlwind of smiles, and laughter, and cries, and duties, and jobs, and spankings, and hugs and kisses, and responsibility.




“Father Bear”

Let’s start with the bad:
I’m not always a nice dad.
Sometimes I’m the sleeping bear
With the bright red hair,
The opposable thumbs,
And lungs that thrum
To tell the house (and all in it)
That naps on—AND IT’S TIME TO BEGIN IT!

Mostly I’m good:
In the morning I wake
My children with care,
No longer the grumbling, mumbling bear.
Sometimes I’m a puppy
Gently snuffling
At my babies’ necks
While getting them dressed.
Singing a song,
Neverendingly-long,
That tells them I love them
And they’ll always belong—

Even when I’m the bear
With the bright red hair
Roaring and growling,
Baring teeth and howling
About how he’s missed his nap.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Something you may not know about me #3: I love to hike...

One of the big reasons that I moved to Colorado was for the hiking and camping. I LOVE being outside. My wife heard a lot of talk about this while we lived in West Virginia, but she didn't see a lot of movement on the subject, so she thought I was full of it when I told her I would be in the mountains almost every day once we moved to Boulder.

Then I dragged her all over creation for abut two months. We bought a year-long pass to all Federal lands and started the fun by hitting Rocky Mountain National Park six or seven times in the first two months we were there. We went camping in Leadville (altitude 10,000 ft above sea level), spent a weekend at Great Sand Dunes National Park and Preserve, did the Flatirons more times than I can count, and destroyed the greater Colorado Springs area. When people came to stay with us (which they did--we hosted six different groups of family/friends in the first two months), it was like a forced march every other day; I'd tell them the night before, "We're up at 7 a.m. so we can get to the Park before the crowds." I wore my family out, and I wasn't all that good about it either. I don't get altitude sick. It turns out my wife and oldest son do. Camping at 10,000 ft in our third week as Coloradans was unwise. My poor kid spent the night with one of the worst cases of which-enders coupled with a terrible headache that I've ever seen. We won't be doing that again.

This is RMNP, but William was suffering the same
issue there after a short stint at Alpine Pass. Poor kid.

The Great Sand Dunes NP trip was a huge success. The boys had the times of their lives and list it as a main reason not to move back to West Virginia: "We'd never get to go to the sand dunes again!"
The boys atop GSDNP's tallest dune, sitting at approximately 770 ft above the
surrounding plain (not to mention about a mile above sea-level). For comparison,
 Huntington, WV (where we moved from) is only 564 ft above sea-level.

The Flatirons are a great nearby location for day hikes. I have yet to make it to the summit on foot because I'm still travelling with low-land children, but I'm definitely going to make room in my schedule this spring or summer to get up there by myself.

This is the trailhead to the Flatirons. The boys have to stop at every rock. It's like walking three dogs.



Tuesday, January 3, 2012

W(Ron)g Paul: Again, I'm a libertarian without a representative...


       I am a socially liberal/economically permissive Libertarian. I believe that as long as you are not hurting someone, your actions should rarely be legislated. Avoiding pointless argument about social issues (because those can only ever be resolved through real-life experience, never through discussion), we need a Separation of Business and State Amendment. Maintain the EPA and public broadcasting, but streamline--not "dispense with"--welfare and military spending. Cut the strings attached to my representative, please! I'd rather vote in those directions than for Obama a second time (Palin lost my vote--probably fortuitously--for McCain in '08), and I sort of hoped that Ron Paul would be a candidate of interest. I enjoy Ron Paul's debates, and he has some things to say that I really think we as a country need to hear, but this is pretty damning:

On the LA riots: “Order was only restored in L.A. when it came time for the blacks to pick up their welfare checks three days after rioting began. ... What if the checks had never arrived? No doubt the blacks would have fully privatized the welfare state through continued looting. But they were paid off and the violence subsided." ~ Ron Paul Newsletter   (http://www.tnr.com/sites/default/files/PR_June92_p1.pdf)

       And I get that some of you who were intrigued in Ron Paul’s message might say something like, “But he says he didn’t know that people were writing this. He wasn’t aware and isn’t fully culpable for those comments.” I get that. If he was just some guy, I’d agree to an extent. Maybe he didn’t know. I get that you want him to be clean; I like a lot of what he says over the rest of the GOP field too. We've just been waiting WAY too long for our confirmation bias to rear its magical head. It’s not going to happen, folks. The fact of the matter is that even if Paul wasn't involved in the messages of any of these newsletters, he's running for election to be the head of one of the largest bureaucracies on the planet. If he couldn't keep the people on his newsletter in line, how is he supposed to wrangle the entire executive branch? How will he keep them "on message"? This is a much more serious matter than "I didn't know what they were printing in my name", and it can't be abided in a president. (Though I'm perfectly happy to abide it in a whistle-blowing representative. Maybe not mine, but somebody’s.) You gotta have managerial skills to pull this job off, and this dog just don’t hunt.

For more awful Ron Paul Newsletter quotes and gaffes, see: http://www.tnr.com/article/politics/98883/ron-paul-incendiary-newsletters-exclusive . (And no, I don't care that it came from a traditionally Liberal source, but it's all legit. Stop rationalizing for a second and just absorb the facts. Try really hard to be factual AND right, rather than just loudly right.)

If you're a Dem, congrats on the win next fall. I can't vote for any of the current GOP candidates and Obama hasn't done much, so in that I have a pretty decent Libertarian President right now, I guess (even if that wasn't his intention). If you're GOP or Libertarian, better luck next cycle. Hopefully the party will stop courting its own destruction in time for 2016.

Much love for all of you,
Adam

Something you may not know about me #2: I'm a musician...

A lot of the people that follow me on twitter aren't people that I've ever met in the real world. For this reason, I've decided to do a little series called "Something you may not know about me". Each day for the next week ,I will post something that has nothing to do with me as a writer (which I think is where most of my "follows" originate).

So, without further ado:

Tonight's "Something you may not know about me" is related to last night's in that it is music-related. I am a musician. Some of you might argue that I demonstrated last night that I like to make music, but I am one of those snobs who delineates between hip-hop and other musical forms. I think that there is an innate musical aspect to hip-hop, but in my construct, the schema of hip-hop and rap are much more closely related to poetry. Hip-hop is about the word far more than it is about the melody and harmony.

No, tonight I am talking about music. While I enjoy rapping, it's only something that I do because it's fun. I don't have any particular passion for it. Music on the other hand can be completely absorbing for me. I've often spent nine or ten hours recording a song on my computer that is comprised of only guitar and vocal tracks. My favorite way to experience music is in a live setting, either watching or participating--it barely matters to me. I am a music lover. Nothing helps me to transcend my daily ho-hums like watching a group of people acting in perfect synchronicity to deliver a powerful musical composition, and that is a state that I strive to deliver when I sit down with my acoustic guitar. I'm not saying that I do deliver--just that i want to. I'm not recording artist, but I am listenable. Here is an example of some of my "live" music:

"Came Crashing"
Lyrics and music by Adam Hunt


"I Am, I am not"
Lyrics and music by Adam Hunt


And just because some people prefer rock (even if it's poorly constructed)...

"Song #2"
Rhythm Guitars and Bass: Aaron Hlusko
Lead Guitar by Adam Hunt
Drums: Aaron and Adam

Monday, January 2, 2012

Something you may not know about me #1: I like to rap for my high school students...

A lot of the people that follow me on twitter aren't people that I've ever met in the real world. For this reason, I've decided to do a little series called "Something you may not know about me". Each day for the next week ,I will post something that has nothing to do with me as a writer (which I think is where most of my "follows" originate).

So, without further ado:

Something you may not know about me is that I am a high school English/Language Arts teacher, and I like to rap for my students. I teach 9th grade, which is a difficult year for many students. They just came out of a school where they were the biggest and strongest, and where they were at the top of the social ladder. When they are thrown into an environment where they are the smallest and weakest, where they are at the bottom of a very tall social ladder, it can be very disorienting for them. Those first couple of days can be especially harrowing. I am a teacher who likes to make a lot of jokes and is generally pretty relaxed, and when my students can't relax because they're too worried about harming their own social status to laugh at my stupid jokes, it can seriously disturb the flow of my lessons. I had to do something to get them to relax, so I really stuck my neck out there and created this rap for them, hoping that they would find my attempts to "meet them half-way" would be culturally awkward and allow them to laugh at me, together. It sort of worked. I turned out to be an alright rapper, though some of the more astute students pointed out that I am a little old school. Here is my first rap. Enjoy. (There are two more raps at the bottom of this entry.)

Sample: "The Funk" by Dr. No
Lyrics by Adam Hunt
(1)
English is possibly the most important class you’ll ever take,
exploring ways to divulge the things in your think tank.
Learning to write, and writing to learn,
and flying through reading so fast that it burns,
you become new people, and through their eyes understand
that this life is yours, residing in your hands.
All you have to do is grab the wheel,
then you’ll feel all the steel in you come real,
and then you’ll heal.

(2)
After much confusion, you graduate in groups n’
are cast out on your own with no one that you’ve known.
All your high school peeps disperse across universities,
or get in different lines of work from me, with new kinds of security.
Thank God that you learned how to think, write, and speak,
so you can be a Lion instead of a sheep.
Or you can stand up like a human and find yourself pursuing
any beautiful thing you ever dreamed you’d be doing.
Academic success, $$$, or fame,
parenting your kids, or building A-frames:
there’s not a single thing you cannot bring
that language cannot make cha-ching,
or sing, or take wing, or make more fulfilling.
It’ll even make you giant-sized, trade to generalist from specialized, bring a twinkle to your eyes,
and people will think you’re the guy to be hired,
because the person who wins
 is the person who speaks, reads, and writes.

 (3)
Y’all don’t seem to get that we’re in a sort of war.
Not the kind with bombs, but it means as much, or more.
It’s fought with sunsets, and upsets,
and friends we won’t forget,
and students3 who are kids that come first.
Penciling your lessons,
writing sessions,
soul progressions,
crossing diurnal progressions
under the roof of HHS;
you’re competing with the children of the Land of Qin,
of India, and of our own men,
sitting in a building full of fair-to-middling students
who want what you want,
just like kids all over the world want it.
So you better bring it,
and remember that the person who wins
is the person who reads, and speaks, and writes.


Here are a couple more. (I think the "Service Project Rap" is probably my best.)

"Service Project Rap"
Sample: The Pharcyde's "4 Better or 4 Worse"
Lyrics: Adam Hunt


"I Love Teaching"
Sample: Dr. No's "Strong"
Lyrics: Adam Hunt